© theme by ohmyklaus
theumbrellaseller:

Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.
Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.
Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.
Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.
Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.
Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.

so I’m reading through this, and I’m like “wow, this is spot-on, this person has a really good grasp of the avengers”
and then I read clint’s
and now I am crying.

theumbrellaseller:

Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.

Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.

Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.

Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.

Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.

Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.

so I’m reading through this, and I’m like “wow, this is spot-on, this person has a really good grasp of the avengers”

and then I read clint’s

and now I am crying.

  1. madiboomonkey reblogged this from azaphod
  2. awildfangirlappears reblogged this from sharkkingmatsuoka
  3. oddpand reblogged this from sharkkingmatsuoka
  4. take-an-adventure-with-me reblogged this from sharkkingmatsuoka
  5. when-things-go-awry reblogged this from sharkkingmatsuoka
  6. still-dont-have-a-reason reblogged this from sharkkingmatsuoka
  7. sharkkingmatsuoka reblogged this from oh-no-this-is-much-worse
  8. mchiddlestan reblogged this from supersmoldier
  9. thegirlsfromroom417 reblogged this from into-the-fandom-we-go
  10. supersmoldier reblogged this from dannysmahealani
  11. dannysmahealani reblogged this from dinaabelcher
  12. mandolinraine reblogged this from fansonfandoms
  13. fangskull reblogged this from haley-the-dragon
  14. rnlrkwood reblogged this from isenstar777
  15. why-im-here-anyway reblogged this from behindtheplottwist
  16. maid-of-blood-15 reblogged this from ceb5269
  17. clrknts reblogged this from hamletsdaddyissues
  18. hamletsdaddyissues reblogged this from ivygingersnaps
  19. ivygingersnaps reblogged this from cakeforsammy
  20. isenstar777 reblogged this from romanian-potato
  21. animalnikki reblogged this from babycastle09
  22. stuckwithflaws reblogged this from nerd-bro
  23. dead-on-her-feet reblogged this from nerd-bro
  24. nerd-bro reblogged this from mother-fucking-maggie
  25. lilnerd101 reblogged this from theumbrellaseller
  26. mother-fucking-maggie reblogged this from theumbrellaseller
  27. tea-shawarma-and-secondbreakfast reblogged this from cakeforsammy
  28. flyingnerdmonkey reblogged this from superpotterlock-cumberbitchstyle
  29. cakeforsammy reblogged this from kawaiisimonblackquill
  30. ashleyashole reblogged this from epicness15
  31. ceb5269 reblogged this from the-mighty-squee
  32. cutecreepycreative reblogged this from a-broken-clockwork-heart
  33. katelynwhovian reblogged this from thechosenwielder